Would you buy this if we sold them for Ren fair
Dorkybatch strikes again (x)
Gatsby. He had an extraordinary sense of hope. But I had the uneasy feeling that he was guarding secrets.
What time is it?
ONCE UPON A TIME YES
this is what heterophobia would look like if it was real. if you believe that heterophobia is a real thing that exists, please watch this because you will see that it simply doesn’t exist, that it never has and never will.
tbh I think everyone should watch this anyway because it’s very clever and very powerful
“Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and bang a nun. If nothing in that sentence at least marginally interests you, I have no idea why you’re visiting this website.”
SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THERE ISNìT A TV SERIES/FILM ABOUT HER
"The things she most wanted to tell him would lose their meaning the moment she put them into words."
Haruki Murakami (via larmoyante)
"His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young."
50 Shades of Grey
I thought this had to be a joke. But I Googled it. And it’s not. Oh my god.
(via jenngofett)
happy 76th birthday una stubbs!!
1x06 The Makeover
Back when Disney gave a shit about girl’s self esteem
