"The things she most wanted to tell him would lose their meaning the moment she put them into words."
Haruki Murakami (via larmoyante)
"His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young."
50 Shades of Grey
I thought this had to be a joke. But I Googled it. And it’s not. Oh my god.